This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.
wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it
What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
No man, you don’t understand. The fact that I know other people get to see it before me tempts me to go to the spoiler tag ON PURPOSE. I have no self control.
i reblog this every single time
this is my favorite post on this whole website
Fun fact: (genetic) men see fewer shades of red than (genetic) women do because the gene that allows for the color perception of red exists only on the X chromosome, so women have twice the red-perception powers. The theory is, because women were typically gatherers, they needed to be able to tell the difference between poisonous berries and non-poisonous ones based on their color. (source)
So, to a man, something may appear to be simply red. But to a woman, it can be ruby, brick, rust, maroon, crimson… or blood orange.
I’m a woman an this is fuckin red.
Gold and black + Doctor Who, requested by taiey
when you’re looking good, feeling confident, and everyone else wishes they were you
when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains,
however improbable, must be the truth