team 5’5 and under where ya at
they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12
KISS KISS FALL IN
I forgot the next part but then it goes
Avengers Photoset #38
that friend that always tries to please you
RENT modern college au called TUITION
I’ll Cover You would be about someone paying for the other’s McDonalds and instead of Will You Light My Candle it’s Will You Proof My Paper.
that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it
women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*
woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*
men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”
How to open a beer with a banana
well its open
Pocahontas; my second favorite movie staring a klepto raccoon and a talking tree
This commercial is amazing.
I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
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